The other day I had the experience of a lifetime...
Substitute teaching a fourth grade class.
Honestly, it was pretty fun. I began my college courses as an elementary ed major. Ever since I was a little girl I thought I wanted to be a school teacher. It wasn't until we helped in a real-life kindergarten class that I completely changed my major to Mass Communications. Seriously, that kindergarten class took a lot out of me! I was exhausted by the end of the day and knew I would never make it as an elementary teacher.
So helping in a classroom for a few hours was fun for me. A few of the teachers needs several hours off to attend a funeral for a co-worker, so some of us PTA volunteers stepped in to help.
I was the "science teacher" for two of the class periods. We watched Bill Nye the Science Guy. (Who doesn't love Bill?) Then we made biomes. I had a couple of odd things happen. One was when I went to squirt some hand sanitizer into my hands. The nozzle thing was a little plugged, so when I pushed it down, it shot out across my shoulder and hit one of the students. She said, "Hey!" and turned around to see why she had goo on her arm. Seriously, that thing probably shot about four feet! It was quite impressive.
I took the class to lunch. I had been coached by one of the boys in the class about the "stops." ("You walk down to the library and then stop. Then you turn the corner and get to the aquarium and then stop. Then you get to the drinking fountain and stop...") After a minute of trying to remember these stops, and then realizing that they were just the teachers' way of keep the line of kids organized, I told the kid I would do my own stops.
I had all the kids lined up for lunch and this girl comes up to me and barks like a dog. Now I don't mean a little, "Woof," but I mean she kind of growled and then barked and had that look in her eye like... well, like a dog ready to attack. I said jokingly, "Do you always bark at the substitutes?" trying to be funny. Then another girl came up to me and said, "She is a little... different, and makes a lot of animal sounds." I truly didn't really know how to respond to that, and just said, "Oh."
Since we were substituting for free, we were given a free school lunch. (Eat your heart out, people! I know you are jealous!) It was even the Thanksgiving feast, so after eating that baby, I have no need for the real thing. It was fun to sit in the teacher's break room, though, and listen to the teacher chat and hang out with my friend, Valerie.
Then I went a picked the kids back up and "taught" (I use that term loosely, in my case) until Mrs. P came back. I found it odd that 13 kids needed to use the restroom after lunch. Seriously, that is half of the class! I'm not sure if they got bored of Bill Nye, or if they knew they could take advantage of the substitute, or if they really just needed to go, but I couldn't say no.
It was a fun day! My hat is off to all those teachers out there who do this day in and day out. It is a lot of work!